Recently on Conan O'Brien's talk show, Bill Maher got off some funny lines. For example,
"You can't be a rational person six days a week and put on a suit and make rational decisions and go to work, and on one day of the week go to a building and think you're drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god."
"I don't know what eternity is like. But I saw Rush Hour 3 so I know what it feels like."